What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Last Updated: 26.06.2025 12:32
Do you know what she said mum?
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
Why do very skinny girls get more male attention if it is true that men like curves?
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
What! how could you do that?
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
What does it mean to you to live a life that reflects biblical values?
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
What do you mean son?
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
Why do I sweat so much after applying moisture or sun screen on my face? I have normal skin.
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
True - how I loved my mum!
Which other countries have implemented home appliance trade-in schemes?
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
Should we consider deporting democrats to Canada?
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?